Adobe Cs 5.5 Master Collection -calvin And Hobbes- ❲TRUSTED × OVERVIEW❳

I made a picture of myself flying a jet-powered wagon attacking the school bus. Then I added a layer of fire. Then I changed my head to a tyrannosaur. Then the program crashed. I lost everything. This is the kind of tyranny that makes me want to move to Mars and start my own country. (Hobbes says: “You forgot to save, Calvin.”) I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SAVE. IT SHOULD KNOW HOW AWESOME MY WORK IS.

Here’s a humorous, stylized “review” of Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection , written as if Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes ) had to turn in a software review for school—complete with Hobbes’s interjections. Adobe Creative Suite 5.5 Master Collection Reviewer: Calvin (age 6, self-taught “multimedia tyrant”) Co-Reviewer: Hobbes (stuffed tiger, actual voice of reason) Calvin’s Review (as scrawled in crayon, then angry pencil): “This software is a TOTAL RIP-OFF. And also kind of awesome. But mostly a rip-off.” Adobe CS 5.5 Master Collection -Calvin and Hobbes-

This one is actually cool. I made my name explode into glittering shards of fire while ominous music played. Then I made it do it again, backwards. I could rule the world with After Effects. Or at least make a better homework excuse video. I made a picture of myself flying a

For Calvin, it’s a very expensive way to draw exploding school buses and blame the computer for his own refusal to learn layers. Two paws down… unless you want to see a six-year-old have a meltdown. Then it’s five stars. ⭐ (one star, because the crash dialog box has a funny error chime I can imitate). Final Verdict from Hobbes: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ (four stars, minus one because Calvin exists). Then the program crashed