"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’)
"Hero? Tu side-hero bhi nahi ban sakta. Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le." (Hero? You can’t even be a side-hero. Get yourself listed as a ‘special appearance.’) andaz apna apna subtitles
"Samajh nahi aaya, Masterji." (I didn’t understand, Masterji.) I’m the hero
"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.) Tu title mein ‘special appearance’ likhwa le
"Apna number pehle sudhaar. Tera brain ‘out of order’ ka board laga ke baitha hai." (Fix your own number first. Your brain’s sitting with an ‘out of order’ sign.) [SCENE: TEA STALL. TEJA (SHEKHAR SUMAN) ENTERS WITH STYLE.]