Anya Dasha Crazy Holidayl -

They ended up at a motel called The Lazy Lobster . The sign was broken, so it read “The La y Lobs r.” Perfect.

“Absolutely,” said Anya.

They missed the first train because Dasha insisted on buying a hat shaped like a rubber chicken. They caught the second one by accident — wrong destination, right disaster. Somewhere between the town of Stillwater and the village of Nope, the bus driver quit. Anya took the wheel. Dasha sang the chorus of a song she was making up on the spot. Passengers clapped. A goat in the back seat gave a standing ovation. Anya Dasha Crazy Holidayl

“Perfect,” said Dasha.

They ended up at a motel called The Lazy Lobster . The sign was broken, so it read “The La y Lobs r.” Perfect.

“Absolutely,” said Anya.

They missed the first train because Dasha insisted on buying a hat shaped like a rubber chicken. They caught the second one by accident — wrong destination, right disaster. Somewhere between the town of Stillwater and the village of Nope, the bus driver quit. Anya took the wheel. Dasha sang the chorus of a song she was making up on the spot. Passengers clapped. A goat in the back seat gave a standing ovation.

“Perfect,” said Dasha.