Asterix Y Obelix Contra Cesar Mega May 2026

"Now, the fat one," Caesar Mega grinned.

"Don't hurt me!" he whimpered. "I was just the accountant! The real Caesar fired me for losing Britannia! So I built this fake Mega suit to scare everyone into obeying me!"

Asterix, Obelix, and the whole village gathered. Chief Vitalstatistix was lifted onto his shield. Asterix y obelix contra cesar mega

The year is 50 BC. All Gaul is occupied by Rome. Well, almost all. One tiny village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders, thanks to their magic potion brewed by the druid Getafix.

One crisp autumn morning, a Roman chariot, polished to a blinding, obnoxious shine, pulled up outside the village gates. It wasn't the usual battered cart of a legionary. It was pulled by six white horses with golden bridles. From it stepped a herald wearing a helmet with a giant holographic eagle projecting above it. "Now, the fat one," Caesar Mega grinned

When the smoke cleared, a skinny, pale, bald man crawled out from inside the mechanical suit. He was shivering.

Back in the village, the celebration lasted three days. Obelix ate 37 wild boars. Asterix received a new gold shield. And the fake Caesar Mega was given a small hut and forced to work as Getafix's potion-bottle cleaner. The real Caesar fired me for losing Britannia

The Roman legionaries, now freed from his mind-control devices, tore off their robot parts and cheered for the Gauls.