Cite De La Peur -

If you haven’t seen it, imagine Airplane! or The Naked Gun but made by French comedians who hate pretentious cinema. That’s Cité de la peur .

Panic erupts. Serge, seeing an opportunity for publicity, decides to milk the event. Meanwhile, a real, incompetent, and utterly ridiculous police detective named (Dominique Farrugia) is assigned to the case. Simon is terrified of everything, has zero deductive skills, and is secretly in love with Agnès. The Investigation (Such as it is) Simon, Serge, and Agnès form an unlikely trio. Simon’s "method" of investigation involves guessing randomly and hiding behind furniture. Serge is only interested in promoting his film. Agnès is blissfully unaware of the danger, more concerned with her acting "craft" (which consists of reciting lines like "I’m sad. Very sad. I’m going to eat an apple"). cite de la peur

Simon accuses Serge. Serge, flustered, admits he wrote the script. But then Serge accuses Agnès. Agnès accuses the caterer. It’s a mess. Finally, through a series of absurd deductions (including a clue about a rare type of breadcrumb found at every crime scene), Simon realizes the truth. If you haven’t seen it, imagine Airplane

The film’s lead actress is a gorgeous but talentless starlet named (Chantal Lauby). Her dialogue is laughably bad, her acting is wooden, and the film’s plot makes no sense: a killer wearing a diving mask murders people with a claw hammer while a detective repeats, "The murderer is the one who kills people." The "Murderer" Arrives During the screening, a strange man in a diving mask and wetsuit—exactly like the killer in Red Is Dead —walks into the theater. But instead of a claw hammer, he’s carrying a baguette . He walks up to a film critic and beats him to death with the bread. No one is sure if it’s part of the film’s promotional stunt or a real murder. Panic erupts