Here’s a short, playful piece assembled from your prompt, “Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl”:

Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach your lawnmower to play air guitar. Ted, please tell me you didn’t actually trade the station wagon for a pile of vintage beanie babies.

Your loving cousin, [Your Name Here]

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again.

Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl -

Here’s a short, playful piece assembled from your prompt, “Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl”:

Bill, I heard you’ve been trying to teach your lawnmower to play air guitar. Ted, please tell me you didn’t actually trade the station wagon for a pile of vintage beanie babies. Dear Cousin Bill And Ted Pjkl

Your loving cousin, [Your Name Here]

P.S. If you see a phone booth, don’t get any ideas. Again. Here’s a short, playful piece assembled from your