(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)
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“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’” (Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours
(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.) holding a single
(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)