Geordie Shore File

A framed photo of the lads. It has a slice of pizza crust balanced on the corner.

HOLY (22) is trying to make a bacon sandwich, but she’s wearing sunglasses indoors and moving like a sloth on tranquilizers. She opens the fridge. A toy chicken falls out. She screams.

The Kitchen.

RIGHT. WHO PUT A FIREWORK IN MY BEDROOM TOILET?

James picks up the traffic cone and hurls it across the room. It knocks over a lamp. Geordie Shore

The Garden.

James grabs a bottle of vodka from the freezer. It’s 9:14 AM. He unscrews the cap. A framed photo of the lads

Morning, shaggers! I’ve just been for a dip in the North Sea. Absolutely Baltic. Me bits have retreated so far inside me, I think I’ve become a woman. Anyway, recap: Marnie got her lad out, Sophie cried in a bin, and I definitely snogged someone’s dad.