[End of log. Chains rattle. A distant, lonely howl echoes through the underworld.]
"And if that doesn't work?"
"It is. That'll be three brimstone tokens. Next patient is a banshee with imposter syndrome. She thinks her wails aren't 'piercing enough.'"
"Then let’s try medication. I'm prescribing one (1) genuine, unrepentant soul — ethical sourcing optional. Take it before bed. Chase with sulfur."
"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate."
"Betrayed. We were forged in the first scream of the Fallen. We’re not pets. We’re supposed to tear , not sit ."
"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday."
(simultaneously, in a low, trembling growl) "The bone of a screaming prophet, buried under a weeping mountain, eaten hot."
[End of log. Chains rattle. A distant, lonely howl echoes through the underworld.]
"And if that doesn't work?"
"It is. That'll be three brimstone tokens. Next patient is a banshee with imposter syndrome. She thinks her wails aren't 'piercing enough.'" Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-
"Then let’s try medication. I'm prescribing one (1) genuine, unrepentant soul — ethical sourcing optional. Take it before bed. Chase with sulfur."
"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate." [End of log
"Betrayed. We were forged in the first scream of the Fallen. We’re not pets. We’re supposed to tear , not sit ."
"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday." That'll be three brimstone tokens
(simultaneously, in a low, trembling growl) "The bone of a screaming prophet, buried under a weeping mountain, eaten hot."