Saab, main plumber hoon, politician nahi. Jo problem hai, woh bataata hoon. Aapke ghar mein do problem hai – ek leak, aur aapka attitude.
(Looking at the wet book and his wet clothes) Sorry? I am sorry… that I didn’t become a plumber.
Kaam khatam. Bill – 500 rupees.
That’s the first honest thing you said today. Chai? (Offers his glass)
That was a scientific experiment on thermodynamics. You won’t understand.
(Measuring the gap between two frames) Arre! The photo of Mata Rani is 0.5 centimeters higher than Ganesh Ji’s photo. This is why we are having inflation in the country! Disorder!
Jai Hind, Memsaab. Main aaya, jo tap tap raha tha, woh ab band hoga. (Looks at Mohan) Aap owner saab?
Sharma Ji, please. I follow logic, not cactus.