How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 -

But if you’ll excuse me, I have a sudden craving for a Gouda sandwich and a glass of Scotch.

We are introduced to the "perfect couple." They have a life plan, a shared toothbrush, and a love so stable it borders on boring. But when Lily gets accepted into a San Francisco art fellowship, she drops a bomb: she needs to know if she can exist outside of Marshall. How I Met Your Mother - Season 1

It sets up six more years of emotional turmoil, high-fives, slap bets, and—eventually—a mother. But if you’ll excuse me, I have a