The archive cuts to a commercial: Crazy Eddie’s final going-out-of-business sale. A Stuttering John pre-recorded bit that hasn’t aged well. Then, as the tape ends, Howard mutters to Robin, off-mic: “We are so getting sued tomorrow.”
“I have—and I am not making this up—a man in the lobby wearing a full Fartman costume. Cape. Mask. The ass nozzle. He claims he’s the real Fartman. He wants to challenge me to a ‘flatulence duel.’” howard stern archive 1999
“Alright. Robin. We have a situation.” The archive cuts to a commercial: Crazy Eddie’s
“Put him on.” Howard’s voice drips with glee. as the tape ends