Troubles Of Heroine: -le- - -gong Lue- Nu Ying Xiong De Ma Fan1.5.4

Lei Mingxia wanted to scream. This was the 1.5.4 patch. The devs had added "realistic heroine fatigue." Her sword arm ached. Her mana pool was 7%. And somewhere in the code of the universe, a cruel game master was laughing.

"You have got to be kidding me," she muttered. Lei Mingxia wanted to scream

He stepped closer—close enough that she could see the gold fractures in his irises. "I'm not in your gong lue list." Her mana pool was 7%

"Look," she said, pointing her broken blade at the Demon King. "Can we just... skip the monologue? You say 'Join me,' I say 'Never,' we clash, a deus ex machina happens. I'm tired." He stepped closer—close enough that she could see

For the first time all day, Lei Mingxia felt something worse than trouble.

"That's the trouble with you heroes," he said. "You think it's all strategy guides and affection meters. But you forgot one thing."