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But just as she was about to give Bambam a lap dance involving a vine and a whole lot of hope, the cave entrance exploded.

Maribel continued. "The real bachelor party is tomorrow. With your mother. And her knitting club." LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

Inside, covered in nothing but baby oil and crushed emeralds, was , the most famous exotic dancer in all of Prehistory. She had hair of moss and a tattoo of a volcano that actually erupted when she flexed. But just as she was about to give

"Amigos!" Pedro bellowed, sloshing his Dino-Sour . "Tonight, we do not just bury the bones. Tonight, we bury the loincloth!" With your mother

The air in the VIP section of El Rudo Rino was thick with smoke from extinct volcanoes and the scent of overripe pterodactyl fruit. Pedro Picapiedra, wearing a tie made of snakeskin and a grin that screamed trouble, raised a stone mug.

"Surprise, big guy," Vilma purred. "Maribel paid for the Premium Extinction Package ."

"She said, and I quote," Betty giggled, licking a salt off a fossil, "'Make sure he forgets my mother's name.'"