Teaching her to use a human toilet. (Spoiler: It’s not working. The bathtub is now a pond.) Would you like a part two from Seraphina’s perspective?
Here’s what no one tells you about marrying a lamia.
We make it work. Let’s just say that a lamia’s lower body is incredibly dexterous, and our bed had to be custom-made. Three times. The first two broke. The third is a reinforced steel frame with a memory foam mattress cut into a weird figure-eight shape. Our human marriage counselor had a lot of follow-up questions. We found a lamia-human specialist instead. Best decision ever.
I realize I wouldn’t trade it for a boring, two-legged life.
So yes, marriage to a lamia is chaos. Our homeowner’s insurance is a nightmare. My family still doesn’t “get it.” But every night, when she coils around me and whispers “Mine” in that low, forked-tongue voice…
Teaching her to use a human toilet. (Spoiler: It’s not working. The bathtub is now a pond.) Would you like a part two from Seraphina’s perspective?
Here’s what no one tells you about marrying a lamia.
We make it work. Let’s just say that a lamia’s lower body is incredibly dexterous, and our bed had to be custom-made. Three times. The first two broke. The third is a reinforced steel frame with a memory foam mattress cut into a weird figure-eight shape. Our human marriage counselor had a lot of follow-up questions. We found a lamia-human specialist instead. Best decision ever.
I realize I wouldn’t trade it for a boring, two-legged life.
So yes, marriage to a lamia is chaos. Our homeowner’s insurance is a nightmare. My family still doesn’t “get it.” But every night, when she coils around me and whispers “Mine” in that low, forked-tongue voice…
