Jordan freezes.
Format: Vertical video, 45–60 seconds Genre: Dark comedy / Sci-fi thriller parody Tone: Fast-paced, witty, high replay value Script: (Opens on a woman, JORDAN, sitting at a café, sipping coffee. Text on screen: "When you accidentally break the universe…")
JORDAN (30s, tired eyes, sharp humor) watches the same almond milk carton tip over for the 47th time. MomXXX.19.07.25.Georgie.Lyall.And.Baby.Nichols....
Loop 45? Got existential. Loop 52? Got boring. But loop 59…
(Cut to: Spilled milk. Cut back.)
He mouths: “You caught it this time.”
(Time resets. She lunges across the counter toward him.) Jordan freezes
Coming this fall… if time doesn’t run out.