Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir.” Bean pats his pockets, pulls out a string of garlic, a rubber chicken, then finally the ticket. The machine rejects it – Bean shoves it in upside down.
At the screening: Emil’s film begins – it’s meant to be a serious Russian drama. Instead, the projector shows Bean’s footage: Emil shouting “I love you!” then cut to a seagull, then the mime, then Bean eating oysters. Mr Bean Holiday Script
: Bean dancing to “La Mer” by Charles Trenet with Sabine, Stepan, and the entire cast. Would you like the full original shooting script (PDF format) or a specific scene’s exact dialogue? Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir
Stepan tries to order “pommes frites” – Bean misunderstands, produces a potato from his pocket and mimes a French fry. Instead, the projector shows Bean’s footage: Emil shouting
Audience laughs and cries. Emil is horrified – then the crowd gives a standing ovation. Emil embraces Stepan. Bean is a hero. Bean on the Cannes beach, in his swimming trunks and tweed jacket. He walks towards the sea. A wave hits him – he pulls out his video camera from under the water, still recording.
Bean’s video camera is still recording – he splices in his own footage (dancing street mime, his own holiday shots) and plays it over the film’s projector. The audience thinks it’s a surreal masterpiece. They applaud.
The full shooting script runs about 110 pages, so I’ve summarized the main acts. Written by Robin Driscoll & Simon McBurney (story by Rowan Atkinson) OPENING – LONDON (EXT/INT – MORNING) Rainy street. Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) in his Mini Cooper, washing the windscreen with a toothbrush. He stops at a charity collection – instead of money, he tosses in a half-eaten lollipop.