“Not guilty, Your Lentil-ness! I was born just last Tuesday, during the evening toast. I fell from the table while Father Novak was explaining inflation. I didn’t choose to land near the remote control!”
Panic erupted. The dust bunnies screamed. The popcorn kernel rolled for cover. mrvice iz dnevnog boravka pitanja i odgovori
“Silence! The court acknowledges these philosophical questions. But we are here for the legality of your presence. Mrvica, answer me this: If you are so innocent, why did you hide inside the folds of the Sunday newspaper?” “Not guilty, Your Lentil-ness
“Lies! Exhibit A: The footprint. Exhibit B: The trail of smaller crumbs leading to the heating vent. The evidence suggests premeditated migration. I ask you, Mrvica: Why do crumbs always aim for the darkest corner? What do you seek under the armchair?” I didn’t choose to land near the remote control
A murmur ran through the dust bunny gallery. A forgotten popcorn kernel nodded gravely.
