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Scos 7.4.21 Release Notes -

With three minutes of breathable air left in Section 7, I stopped reading and started typing.

I groaned. A point release in the middle of a lunar cycle? We were supposed to be on 7.4.20 for another month. I scanned the change log on my wrist-pad. Boring, technical, terrifying. scos 7.4.21 release notes

I re-authenticated the session (fix #1). I ignored the humidity sensor (fix #2). I rewrote the valve script to use tty_s7_secure (fix #3). I clicked through six menus to find the bypass (fix #4). And finally, I saw the truth: the scrubber was frozen. With three minutes of breathable air left in

I didn't fix it. I just finally knew what was broken. We were supposed to be on 7

Later, over cold coffee, I reread the last line of the release notes. The one the engineers always add as a joke:

 

anomalous:
Deviating from the normal; aberrant or abnormal.
conflagration:
A large disastrous fire.
equivocal:
Uncertain. Undecided. Subject to two or more interpretations and usually used to mislead or confuse.
evinced:
Displayed clearly; revealed.
expedient:
Suitable for achieving a particular purpose in a given circumstance.
felicity:
Happiness. The quality or state of being happy.
gossamer:
Something light, delicate, or insubstantial. A cobweb, for example.
hogshead:
A large cask or barrel. A U.S. unit equal to 63 gallons.
intemperance:
Habitual or excessive consumption of alcohol. In general, a lack of moderation.

Poe had a problem with alcohol himself.
pertinacity:
Adhering resolutely to an opinion, purpose, or design. Perversely persistent.
phantasm:
Illusion, ghost, a product of fantasy, a mental representation of a real object.
Pluto:
The Roman god of the underworld.
sagacious:
Having or showing keen discernment, sound judgment, and farsightedness. Shrewd.
tinctured:
Affected. Infused or instilled with an idea or property. Also to tint or stain with a color.