--- Shahd Fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 Mtrjm -

It all started because I, Georgia Nicolson (14, fabulous nose, tragic personality) decided I needed to perfect The Snog. Not just any snog—the Perfect Snog . The kind where time stops and your knees actually turn to mashed potato. The kind Robbie the Sex God probably gives out like party favors.

Rosie suggested practicing on a sausage roll. Ellen suggested hypnotism. I suggested they were all useless. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

Status: Dying of humiliation. Again.