Shaolin Soccer English: Dub

The 2001 cult classic’s English dub replaces poetic kung fu wisdom with lines like: “Remember, the fundamentals are the building blocks of the fundamentals.” 🎧 Is it accurate? No. 😂 Is it hilarious? Absolutely. Watch for Ming-Na Wen as the steel-arm baker and the most aggressive soccer commentary ever.

The final match – when Sing kicks the ball through the goalie, the net, and the wall behind him. English line: “That ball just had a family!” (Not actually in the movie – but that’s the energy.) 5. YouTube Video Script (60 sec) Title: Why the Shaolin Soccer English Dub is a hidden comedy gem Shaolin Soccer English Dub