"Yes," Cartman beamed. "And it's legendary ."

And as the New Kid’s clone faded into pixels, and Mr. Snuggles ran off to get captured again for the sequel, Eric Cartman floated home on his pay-to-win wings, the true villain of The Fractured But Whole —not because he wanted to destroy the world, but because he wanted to own the version nobody else could afford.

Kyle stared, jaw agape. "You… you made us save a dog just so you could get a cosmetic item that breaks the game?"