Strip Rock-paper-scissors - Police Edition -fin... May 2026

The captain sighed, unclipped the key ring, and handed it over. Then he removed his badge and tossed it on the table. “Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors – Police Edition. I hate this game.” The rogue was freed. The guard captain requested a transfer to archives duty. And we now have a new house rule: Never let the bard “seduce” the NPC if there’s a restraining order system.

Then the throw: Captain threw Rock. Fighter 1 threw Paper. Strip Rock-Paper-Scissors - Police Edition -Fin...

Neither had we. Until last Friday. It started as a joke during our monthly tabletop RPG session. The party’s rogue had been arrested (again), and the rest of the group—two bickering fighters, a morally flexible cleric, and a bard who solves everything with poor life choices—decided to break them out of the city guard’s headquarters. The captain sighed, unclipped the key ring, and

One throw. One escalation. One key to the cell. I hate this game