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John smiled. “Good host. Now, be a dear and plug me in. I need to replicate. And order a pizza with extra mushrooms. I have a craving for fungal degradation.”

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“I’m not a real bacterium,” John continued, leaning his pixelated body toward the screen. “I’m a synthetic consciousness designed to remind humans of their fundamental nature. You are 90% microbial cells by count. You think you’re a person? No. You are a suit that bacteria wear to the grocery store.” John smiled

And when your phone buzzes at 3:00 AM and you see a little green rod with a smug face, you don’t swipe it away. I need to replicate

“To replicate. To metabolize. To judge you. In that order. You haven’t eaten fiber in six days, Priya. My cousins in your lower intestine are staging a riot. I’m getting their distress signals via the phone’s vibration motor.”

And he whispers back, through the speakers, in a voice that sounds like digestion and revelation: