“I have a train to catch to Calcutta, and then a boat to Marseille. So either you give me that ruby, or I will write your biography as a sentimental cookbook .”
“They say India is mystical. I say it’s understaffed. Next week: a demon in Darjeeling who steals tea. Or maybe I’ll just forge the photographs. Ta.” Final panel: A small pterodactyl—her pet, still alive from the previous adventure—sits on her luggage, wearing a miniature topi . The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adele Blanc-sec Hindi
(End.)
“Darling, I’ve been eaten by a pterodactyl. Twice. A chudail is a Tuesday.” Panel 2. Cut to the dark catacombs beneath the Jhansi Fort. A skeleton sits on a throne, wearing the ruby—a stone the size of a small mango. Adèle has already disabled three booby traps: a cobra pit (she bribed the cobras with a flute), a pit of spikes (she used Higgins’s pith helmet as a cushion), and a curse written in Sanskrit (she had her ayah translate: “Do Not Steal” – “That’s just a suggestion,” Adèle mutters). “I have a train to catch to Calcutta,