Tucker — And Dale

The bees took that personally.

Dale passed around the pickled eggs. To everyone’s surprise, they weren’t half bad. tucker and dale

Allison looked up at his massive, dripping form looming over her. She screamed, scrambled backward, and ran straight into a beehive. The bees took that personally

“This is it,” the kid whispered, trembling. ” the kid whispered

Dale sighed, set down the eggs, and said, “Look. We’re not killers. We’re just… incompetent homeowners. I’ve never even jaywalked. Tucker once cried because a possum looked sad.”