Weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch [Bonus Inside]

I sat. The cushion immediately let out a long, wet fart sound. The woman in the bathrobe made a checkmark on her clipboard.

Gerald peeled back a corner of his avocado costume to scratch his nose. “That’s the snack schedule. You’ll be on set for 72 hours. No sleep. Only gas-station sushi and the silent judgment of a small rodent.” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

The hamster rolled into my foot. I looked down. It stared up at me with tiny, ancient eyes, and in that moment, I understood nothing and everything. and in that moment