He drove the mascot head through the town hall doors. The screen filled with particle effects: confetti, ink splatters, ragdoll police officers flying left and right. The framerate dipped to single digits.
Jimmy Hopkins stared at the cardboard box. Inside, nestled in a fingerprint-resistant sleeve, was a shimmering platinum disc. Not the clean silver of a PS2 disc, but the pale, sun-bleached yellow of an Xbox 360 game. xbox 360 bully scholarship edition
He ejected the yellow disc. It was warm to the touch. He drove the mascot head through the town hall doors
Jimmy leaned back. The credits rolled to a remastered version of the campus theme, complete with a tinny orchestral swell that the 360’s sound chip handled beautifully. nestled in a fingerprint-resistant sleeve
Chug. Chug. Chug.