You Can-t Corrupt Me- -tale Of The Naive Elven ... Info

Malachar leaned close. His breath smelled of burnt 401(k)s. “You are doing evil while believing it is good . That is not purity, little sprout. That is middle management.”

I stood up. I pulled off my lanyard.

Acquisitions & Despair Firm: Malachar, Sorrowfield, & Grim (A wholly-owned subsidiary of the Netherium Pact) Role: Junior Ethicist (Unpaid) You Can-t Corrupt Me- -Tale of the Naive Elven ...

Today, I am Director of Regional Suffering. I still wear my mother’s silver circlet. I still hum elven fishing songs in the elevator. Malachar leaned close

Laeral Thornwood is a fictional character. Any resemblance to real-life corporate interns who started with pure hearts and ended up managing hostile takeovers is purely intentional. That is not purity, little sprout

A human colleague, Dave (formerly a paladin of the Dawn, now a mid-level spreadsheet warlock), was about to be fired for “moral hesitancy.” I knew this because I had accidentally gained access to the HR abyss.

Malachar laughed—a sound like a collapsing galaxy. “Finally. A honest employee. You’re promoted.” I did not quit.