Earth Fathers Are Weird Epub <Pro · 2024>

The alien isn't a monster. He's an overwhelmed single parent named Askik who lost his own offspring. Max is given a choice: Help raise a brood of floating, egg-laying, psychic space toddlers... or get spaced.

Headline: POV: You get abducted by aliens, but instead of probing, they give you a parenting plan. 👽🍼 earth fathers are weird epub

#EarthFathersAreWeird #LynGala #AlienRomance #SFFBooks #WeirdBooks #FoundFamily #MMRomance #BookTok Title: I Read "Earth Fathers Are Weird" and Now I Want a Cthulhu Husband. The alien isn't a monster

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 5 Tentacles. Trope: Alien abduction but make it domestic bliss . or get spaced

The Mandalorian (single dad + weird baby) meets The Shape of Water (learning to love the monster) meets a sitcom about two vastly different creatures learning to co-parent.

Max is a Navy officer having a very bad day. He gets sucked into space, dumped on an alien ship, and told he’s going to be "processed."

If you’ve ever wanted to read about: ✅ A traumatized Navy SEAL trying to potty-train a tentacle creature. ✅ An interdimensional space squid who is a very anxious single father. ✅ The weirdest "mail order husband" plot you’ve ever seen.